Post by lintu1988 on Apr 4, 2007 15:35:43 GMT -5
One day, Ville and Lauri were getting drunk. Ville turns to Lauri and says:
“You know that blonde we shot bittersweet with?”
Lauri says: “Uh huh…”
“Why don’t you go get her? We can set her alight. It’ll be fun.”
Lauri replies: “I’m too drunk, you do it.”
Ville tips Lauri off his lap (the poor tired little baby was exhausted) and goes out with his lighter to light a branch. Lauri comes out, just to see if Ville will actually do it.
The Blonde (Bimbo) comes along because she forgot her hairbrush. She pauses to look again at the gorgeous (if slightly drunk) Lauri YlÖnen and Ville Valo.
Lauri says: “This’ll be good practice for Life Burns! ‘n’ I don’t feel so drunk all of a sudden.”
Ville grins and hands it to Lintu. He says “Good Luck Dude, even if she runs, she has no chance of escaping you.”
Lauri begins to walk after her and with one glance at his evil bird-eyes, she starts running. Ville yells encouragement to Lauri. “You can get her Lintu! Run Dude!”
The Blonde Bimbo runs right into a new scene from the club where Apocalyptica, Lauri and Ville were getting drunk.
Ville over takes Lauri (somehow) and hears a noise from a box by an old graveyard. Ville opens the lid and sees this ugly little skeleton thing.
“Hi Mate.” Lauri turns up, just as Ville begins to scream. He joins in, instantly, and then they trip over each other in their haste to get away.
Apocalyptica turns up to find them on the ground. “What the hell are you dudes doing?”
They both put up a shaking arm with an extended, quivering, finger. Apocalyptica turn around.
“Your mates are weird, aren’t they?”
Apocalyptica screams too and haul Lauri and Ville up to run. Lauri turns to Ville and says: “I HAVEN’T SCREAMED LIKE THAT SINCE I WAS little and my sister Hanna, put ice cream down my shirt.”
“I haven’t screamed like that since I fell over the drum kit and off onto the ground, last year.”
As they run, Lauri turns to his left then taps Ville on the shoulder and says: “Hey look, it’s the Blonde and there’s a branch. You got any ethanol left in your lighter?”
“Sure, “Ville replies and everybody slows down for Lauri to hold out the branch and Ville to light it.
Lauri gazes into the flames and smiles cruelly, turning with this truly wicked grin to the unfortunate Blonde. She places a delicate hand to her mouth before he swings it at her.
Her hair catches and she shrieks in horror.
But Lauri did not only catch her Blonde curls, his flaming branch also passes across the heads of Eicca Toppinen and Perttu Kivilaakso. Ville and Paavo Lotjonen wince and Lauri closes his eyes in despair.
Ville steps out to Lintu and whispers: “Run dude.”
“Can’t argue with that,” Lauri replies and runs with Ville close behind.
Further down, they come to an ice cream van and Eero peers out. “Lauri?” he says.
“Eero, thank god!” Lauri cries and yanks Eero out.
“What are you two doing?” Eero asks and looks at how exhausted they are.
“Well…” begins Ville. “We got drunk and I dared Lintu to go ‘n’ light the Bittersweet Blonde’s hair, but he was too drunk.”
“So,” Lauri continues. “Ville said he would. But I changed my mind and went ahead. But then she ran and Ville followed her to here.”
“And,” Ville adds, still breathless. “Found this thing . Lauri caught up ‘n’ we tried to run. Apocalyptica showed up. We all ran. And then…” Here he pauses for breath. “… Lintu tried to light the Blonde and did, but… Got Eicca and Perttu too.”
Eero sighs heavily. “What a mess you’re both in. But why are you chasing the poor Blonde?”
“She’s annoying-“ Ville says.
“-And we hate her.” Lauri adds.
“But WHY?” Eero persists. They shrug.
Eero runs out after her. She thinks:” Another psycho come to kill me!” and runs on.
Lauri and Ville go out when Aki comes out of the pub. “Hey Hattu, you wanna help us get the Blonde?”
“Okay,” he replies and they all go after the burning Blonde.
The light snaps on and Lauri and Ville cringe away from it.
“Wake up Dudes. Did you hear? Someone destroyed the Bittersweet Blonde While you two drunks were sleepin’.”
Paavo goes out and Lauri grins at Ville. They high-five and settle back to sleep again. “Well done, Dude.” Ville whispers. “We did it!”
“You know that blonde we shot bittersweet with?”
Lauri says: “Uh huh…”
“Why don’t you go get her? We can set her alight. It’ll be fun.”
Lauri replies: “I’m too drunk, you do it.”
Ville tips Lauri off his lap (the poor tired little baby was exhausted) and goes out with his lighter to light a branch. Lauri comes out, just to see if Ville will actually do it.
The Blonde (Bimbo) comes along because she forgot her hairbrush. She pauses to look again at the gorgeous (if slightly drunk) Lauri YlÖnen and Ville Valo.
Lauri says: “This’ll be good practice for Life Burns! ‘n’ I don’t feel so drunk all of a sudden.”
Ville grins and hands it to Lintu. He says “Good Luck Dude, even if she runs, she has no chance of escaping you.”
Lauri begins to walk after her and with one glance at his evil bird-eyes, she starts running. Ville yells encouragement to Lauri. “You can get her Lintu! Run Dude!”
The Blonde Bimbo runs right into a new scene from the club where Apocalyptica, Lauri and Ville were getting drunk.
Ville over takes Lauri (somehow) and hears a noise from a box by an old graveyard. Ville opens the lid and sees this ugly little skeleton thing.
“Hi Mate.” Lauri turns up, just as Ville begins to scream. He joins in, instantly, and then they trip over each other in their haste to get away.
Apocalyptica turns up to find them on the ground. “What the hell are you dudes doing?”
They both put up a shaking arm with an extended, quivering, finger. Apocalyptica turn around.
“Your mates are weird, aren’t they?”
Apocalyptica screams too and haul Lauri and Ville up to run. Lauri turns to Ville and says: “I HAVEN’T SCREAMED LIKE THAT SINCE I WAS little and my sister Hanna, put ice cream down my shirt.”
“I haven’t screamed like that since I fell over the drum kit and off onto the ground, last year.”
As they run, Lauri turns to his left then taps Ville on the shoulder and says: “Hey look, it’s the Blonde and there’s a branch. You got any ethanol left in your lighter?”
“Sure, “Ville replies and everybody slows down for Lauri to hold out the branch and Ville to light it.
Lauri gazes into the flames and smiles cruelly, turning with this truly wicked grin to the unfortunate Blonde. She places a delicate hand to her mouth before he swings it at her.
Her hair catches and she shrieks in horror.
But Lauri did not only catch her Blonde curls, his flaming branch also passes across the heads of Eicca Toppinen and Perttu Kivilaakso. Ville and Paavo Lotjonen wince and Lauri closes his eyes in despair.
Ville steps out to Lintu and whispers: “Run dude.”
“Can’t argue with that,” Lauri replies and runs with Ville close behind.
Further down, they come to an ice cream van and Eero peers out. “Lauri?” he says.
“Eero, thank god!” Lauri cries and yanks Eero out.
“What are you two doing?” Eero asks and looks at how exhausted they are.
“Well…” begins Ville. “We got drunk and I dared Lintu to go ‘n’ light the Bittersweet Blonde’s hair, but he was too drunk.”
“So,” Lauri continues. “Ville said he would. But I changed my mind and went ahead. But then she ran and Ville followed her to here.”
“And,” Ville adds, still breathless. “Found this thing . Lauri caught up ‘n’ we tried to run. Apocalyptica showed up. We all ran. And then…” Here he pauses for breath. “… Lintu tried to light the Blonde and did, but… Got Eicca and Perttu too.”
Eero sighs heavily. “What a mess you’re both in. But why are you chasing the poor Blonde?”
“She’s annoying-“ Ville says.
“-And we hate her.” Lauri adds.
“But WHY?” Eero persists. They shrug.
Eero runs out after her. She thinks:” Another psycho come to kill me!” and runs on.
Lauri and Ville go out when Aki comes out of the pub. “Hey Hattu, you wanna help us get the Blonde?”
“Okay,” he replies and they all go after the burning Blonde.
The light snaps on and Lauri and Ville cringe away from it.
“Wake up Dudes. Did you hear? Someone destroyed the Bittersweet Blonde While you two drunks were sleepin’.”
Paavo goes out and Lauri grins at Ville. They high-five and settle back to sleep again. “Well done, Dude.” Ville whispers. “We did it!”
