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Post by Divine Insanity on Apr 11, 2007 20:17:09 GMT -5
i was listening to radio bam
bam said novak thought his neck had a concussion
and then he said 'a concussion is when you brain gets jiggled around your skull'
i don't know what's funnier.. what novak said or bam's definition
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Post by spaz on Apr 11, 2007 20:53:31 GMT -5
BOTH! lmao.
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Post by spaz on Apr 12, 2007 20:44:18 GMT -5
I updated my list. The updated stuff is orange
DISNEY IS RACIST/PERVERTED:
I. Steriotypes and Racism:
1) Aladdin: -Negitive imagery and lyrics. - Lines 4 and 5 to the small song they sing used to be: "They cut off your ear, if they dont like your face" - Narrator is supposed to be imagined as an "unsightly filthy arab" - Steriotype: All Arabs ride on magic carpets.
2) The Lion King: -Gave the hyenas African-American and Hispanic Characterizations and had Whoopi Goldberg and Cheech Marin do their voices. -Had the hyenas in a part of the jungle that could have been related to an inner-city ghetto.
3) Who Framed Roger Rabbit?: -Alleged diologue between Daffy and Donald Duck: Daffy: "I've worked with a lot of wise-crackers, but you are dethpsicable!" Donald: "God damn stupid nigger! I'm gonna WAAAAAAAAGH!!!" Daffy: "This is the last time I work with somone with a speech impediment"[/b][/color][/size]
II. Gender:
-Female Characters always were either princesses or housewives. -Went from being "owned" by their fathers to being "owned" by another male wheather it was a husband or not. -Females were always submissive while the male characters always used force to get what they wanted [the girl or a material object] EXAMPLES:[/u] -In Beauty and the Beast, Belle went from being part of her fathers property to being part of The Beast's propety. -In The Little Mermaid, Ariel went from being her fathers property to being her husbands property. -In Beauty and the Beast, Gaston uses force to try to get Belle.
III. Perverted: 1) Aladdin: -Aladdin said: "Teenagers take off all your clothes" -When the genie throws the red confetti in the air it spells out SEX -When the monkey and Aladdin are talking you can see that behind a door there is a guy watching porn.
2) Who Framed Roger Rabbit: -Jessica Rabbits dress is blown up and she has no underware on.
3) The Little Mermaid: -At the wedding the preist becomes aroused. -On the cover of the movie there is a golden erect penis as a part of the castle
4) The Lion King: -When Simba lays down in the grass a dust cloud appears and spells out: SEX -In the part where Simba and Nala are singing "Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" while they are rolling down the hill in the background, if you look carefully, the foreground flowers spell "SEX" -At the part where Simba is in the stampede look closely and you will see "SEX" in the dust that comes up -The name of the warthog character, "Pumbaa", means "excretion from under the foreskin", or smegma, in Swahili. The whole movie is in Africa and all the characters names mean something in Swahili, so no doubt, Disney put this perverted word as the name of a character -Near the beginning, when all the animals are going crazy (just before the monkey holds up Simba to the sky) watch the monkey as he slaps the ground three times. When he slaps it the first time, dust comes up revealing the letter "S" then the next dust cloud reveals the letter "E" and the last dust cloud reveals the letter "X".
5) The Rescuers: -At one point in the movie, behind the two mice there is an image of a topless woman.
6) Alice in Wonderland: -In the part where Alice is chasing the rabbit. If you pause right before she follows him into the hole, and then you play it frame by frame, you will see Alice run naked across the screen.
7) The Return of Jafar: -When Iago is talking to Genie, pause it. Look in the sky. The stars spell out SEX. IV. Religion: -The Lion King and Pocahontas both have Pantheism which is that all is god, and Monism which is that all things are connected as one. -Hercules has Polytheism which is the belief in many gods. -Cinderella and Peter Pan is more of the belief in sorcery, black magic, and cultic practices.
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Post by Divine Insanity on Apr 13, 2007 16:04:11 GMT -5
i'll give you a cookie if you tell me who these are... no cheating! i'll give you a hint.. they're famous. ;D
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Post by spaz on Apr 13, 2007 16:15:03 GMT -5
1st one: Ray? idk something about the hair makes me think its ray. Or bob....the face looks Bobish. 2nd one: Lauri maybe? idk.....
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Post by Divine Insanity on Apr 13, 2007 16:29:28 GMT -5
first one- yeah, that's ray
second one- nope, not lauri
frank iero!
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Post by spaz on Apr 15, 2007 12:49:47 GMT -5
HAHA! awww little franketh!
and do I get 1/2 a cookie for guessing the first one right?
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Post by Divine Insanity on Apr 15, 2007 16:47:01 GMT -5
sure
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Post by spaz on Apr 15, 2007 19:27:45 GMT -5
YAY
CELEBRATE THE TIMES COME ON! do do do do do do do do WHOOO
sorry....I heard that song at 6 flags...and decided it was time to sing it.
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Post by Divine Insanity on Apr 15, 2007 19:48:42 GMT -5
lmao
i hate that song
they played fall out boy while i was in the shower
and i wanted to throw the radio out the window
but i didn't because i'd get electricuted
and it's raining out
and i'd have no radio
lmao
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Post by spaz on Apr 15, 2007 20:44:51 GMT -5
lmao.
theres lightning at my house.
and you forgot something....
and your mom would be mad...... because you had left the water running..... and theres no radio.
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and you died.
haha.
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Post by Divine Insanity on Apr 16, 2007 16:18:59 GMT -5
RIP people from virginia tech i think the death toll is up to 33 now
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Post by spaz on Apr 16, 2007 18:46:57 GMT -5
33? 5 hours ago I heard 20 people died.
poor peoples. RIP.
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Post by Divine Insanity on Apr 16, 2007 18:52:37 GMT -5
yeah =/
i'm about to put up a new thread in this section.. you gotta see it
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Post by spaz on Apr 16, 2007 20:00:24 GMT -5
mmkay
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